Vocabulary Tuesday: Butt Pants

BUTT PANTS (noun.)

def'n:

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly. [source]

Sentence Usage:

"Hot or not, Liam seems to always have a bad case of sticky sacitis."

* Thank you, James Van Der Beek, for the illustration.
* If you can't get enough of that, see more of his bulging butt after break...