#VocabularyTuesday : Sadghetti

SADGHETTI (verb.)

def'n:

When one eats spaghetti alone, while also being sad and depressed.[source]

Sentence Usage:
"How was dinner last night?"
"I had sadghetti..."

* Thank you, Zayn Malik, for the illustration.
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#VocabularyTuesday : Moobs

MOOBS (noun.)

def'n:

A combination of the words "man" and "boobs." This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts. Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.[source]

Sentence Usage:

"Kpop moobs make me drool."

* Thank you, Kpop Hotties 2PM, for the illustration.
* If you can't get enough of that, see more Kpop Hotties' Moobs after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Butt Pants

BUTT PANTS (noun.)

def'n:

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly. [source]

Sentence Usage:

"Hot or not, Liam seems to always have a bad case of sticky sacitis."

* Thank you, James Van Der Beek, for the illustration.
* If you can't get enough of that, see more of his bulging butt after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Sticky Sacitis

STICKY SACITIS (noun.)

def'n:

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly. [source]

Sentence Usage:

"Hot or not, Liam seems to always have a bad case of sticky sacitis."

* Thank you, Liam Payne, for the illustration.
* More of his sticky sacitis after break...

#VocabularyTuesday : Pelfie

PELFIE (noun.)

def'n:

The pelfie, a portmanteau of pet and selfie, is commonly used in social networking sites like Twitter and Instagram where users share hilarious, sweet, and cute shots of their four-legged friends with or without them.

Sentence Usage:

Since 2013, many celebrities' sweet and shaggy fur friends garner enough likes and comments to rival their well-known owners with their own version of the selfie, fittingly dubbed a "pelfie."

* Thank you, Tyler Posey, for the illustration.
* More Celebrity Pelfies after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Masturbasian

MASTURBASIAN (noun.)

def'n:

Masturbating over an Asian.

Sentence Usage:

"The mere thought of smooth and fair-skinned kpop idols sent me spiralling into a long, sweaty night of masturbasian."

[Source]

* Thank you, T.O.P., for the illustration.
* More Kpop idols with their blowjob faces after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Moose Knuckles

MOOSE KNUCKLES (noun.)

def'n:

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Sentence Usage:

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

[Source]

* Thank you, Justin Bieber, for the illustration.
* More celebs with moose knuckles after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Flexasaurus

FLEXASAURUS (adjective.)

def'n:

1. A guy who loves to work out and flex.
2. A bodybuilder or any buff guy who is really excited about working out.

Sentence Usage:

Nick Jonas has become a total flexasaurus.

[Source]

* Thank you, Nick Jonas, for the illustration.
* More flexasaurus celebs after break...

#VocabularyTuesday : Fapulous

FAPULOUS (adjective.)

def'n:

1. Orgasmic, amazing, awesome.
2. Really, really hot.

Sentence Usage:

"Did you see that ass?"
'Yeah. It was Fapulous!"

[Source]

* More fapulous idols after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Pepperazzi

PEPPERAZZI (noun.)

def'n:

Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table. The pepperazzi are stalking each other's dishes at that table over there.

Sentence Usage:

"I don't know why these idols are taking photos with the food they're eating but I have to say being pepperazzi really works for them."

[Source]

* More pepperazzi idols after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Slabadash

SLABADASH (noun.)

def'n:

1. Where someone who is a sleep gets hit in the face with a pillow or another swingable object near a bed e.g. a bed side table. But pillows are used the most.

2. Also to get pumped/farted in the face when a sleep peferably in a sleeping bag.

Sentence Usage:

"You got a slabadash last night. That was hell lot of fun. We even uploaded it in youtube. lol"

[Source]

I know the illustration does not show SLABADASH
but then again I miss seeing celebs on bed.

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Vocabulary Tuesday: Man Points

MAN POINTS (noun.)

def'n:

1. Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

2. Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time.

Sentence Usage:

"Look at Ryan Phillippe. Posing with big dumbells and showing his washboard abs."
"Wow, he really earned some major man points there."

[Source]

Thank you, Ryan Phillippe, for the illustration.

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Vocabulary Tuesday: GPOY

GPOY (noun.)

def'n:

Short for "Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself," usually accompanied picture of yourself, or something that you do. Most commonly used on tumblr both in the main post and as a tag.

Sentence Usage:

"I guess Tom Daley knows how popular he is now. His pictures are everywhere. Definitely GPOY!"

[Source]

Thank you, Tom Daley, for the illustration.
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Vocabulary Tuesday: G.O.A.T.

GOAT (adjective.)

def'n:

1. Greatest Of All Time;
2. When a stuff is the best of its kind; or
3. Sickening.

Sentence Usage:

"Marlon Teixeira's George Bush is G.O.A.T.!"

[Source]

Thank you, Marlon Teixeira, for the illustration.
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Vocabulary Tuesday: Grind Dance

GRIND DANCE (verb.)

def'n:

When a female and/or male places their hindquarters in the general area of a male's scrotum and then shakes vigorously.

Sentence Usage:

"Nothing makes me feel so excited than see Zayn's grind dance. My two previous posts (5/12/12 and 7/15/12) on Zayn grinding is sooooo last year. So I'm posting this new Zayn grind-dance gif for those huge fans of Zayn Malik like me. Enjoy!"

[Source]

Thank you, Zayn Malik, for the illustration.

Vocabulary Tuesday: Yellular

YELLULAR (adjective.)

def'n:

The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

Sentence Usage:

"I'm so embarrassed. I went totally yellular at a restaurant last night."

[Source]

Thank you, Cory Monteith, for the illustration.

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Vocabulary Tuesday: Retard Proud

RETARD PROUD (adjective.)

def'n:

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.

Sentence Usage:

Tom: Hey Bob, did you catch the game?
Bob: Yeah I di...
Larry: Did you see my picture showing my a*hole!?!
Tom: ...Uhhh, cool ?
Bob: ...Yeah, nice...wow.
Larry: I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.

[Source]

 Thank you, Francisco Lachowski, for the illustration.

Vocabulary Tuesday: Workout Impostor

WORKOUT IMPOSTOR (noun.)

def'n:

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Sentence Usage:

"Look at that guy in the Nike shorts, blue sweat shirt and  Nike rubber shoes. He is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see him at the track or the gym at all today."

[Source]

 Thank you, Paulo Avelino, for the illustration.
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#VocabularyTuesday : Youniverse

YOUNIVERSE (noun.)

def'n:

The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.

Sentence Usage:

"If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you'd understand that people aren't homeless out of choice."

[Source]

 Thank you, Jaejoong, for the illustration.
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Vocabulary Tuesday: Coffee Shop Productivity

COFFEE SHOP PRODUCTIVITY (noun.)

def'n:

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

Sentence Usage:

"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating."

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."

[Source]

 Thank you, SHINee, for the illustration.
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