Vocabulary Tuesday: Butt Pants

BUTT PANTS (noun.)

def'n:

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly. [source]

Sentence Usage:

"Hot or not, Liam seems to always have a bad case of sticky sacitis."

* Thank you, James Van Der Beek, for the illustration.
* If you can't get enough of that, see more of his bulging butt after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Sticky Sacitis

STICKY SACITIS (noun.)

def'n:

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly. [source]

Sentence Usage:

"Hot or not, Liam seems to always have a bad case of sticky sacitis."

* Thank you, Liam Payne, for the illustration.
* More of his sticky sacitis after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: G.O.A.T.

GOAT (adjective.)

def'n:

1. Greatest Of All Time;
2. When a stuff is the best of its kind; or
3. Sickening.

Sentence Usage:

"Marlon Teixeira's George Bush is G.O.A.T.!"

[Source]

Thank you, Marlon Teixeira, for the illustration.
More photos after break...

Vocabulary Tuesday: Pavlov's Dougie

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PAVLOV'S DOUGIE (noun. \ˈpav-ləfs-ˈdʌɡē\ )

def'n:

When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being unable to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.

Sentence Usage:

Duder 1: "I know what will get him going."

Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie song. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."

(song starts playing)

Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)

[Source]

* Thank You, Charles Ghareh, for doing the dougie!

Check more of his photos after break..

Vocabulary Tuesday: Skimpy

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SKIMPY (adj. \ˈskɪmpi\ )

def'n:

article of clothing that is hoochie, small, short, or too tight.

Sentence Usage:

"Is it me or is Tom Daley's speedo just getting kinda skimpy? It hardly covers anything!!! Not that I am complaining."

[Source]

* Thank you, Speedo Boy, for the illustration. :)
More photos after break

Vocabulary Tuesday: Macaulay Culking

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MACAULAY CULKING (noun. \muh-kaw-lee-kull-king\ )


def'n:

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

Sentence Usage:

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?" 

person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

[Source]

* Thank You, Brent Javier, for playing

with chocolate on your body!

A really great Macaulay Culking idea...

Check more of his photos after break..

Vocabulary Tuesday: Blue Ball

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BLUE BALL (noun. \bloo-bawl\ )

def'n:

When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation and the effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.

The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area, so the best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.

Sentence Usage:

"Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball."

[Source]

* Thank you, Taylor Lautner, for the illustration. :)

More of our yummy werewolf after break

Vocabulary Tuesday: Vestiphobia

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VESTIPHOBIA (noun. \ˈves-tə-ˈfō-bē-ə\ )

1. an overwhelming, irrational fear of clothing.
2. a combination of Latin and Greek words. It derives from the Latin word “vestis”, meaning clothing, garment or covering and the Greek word “phobos” meaning fear.

VESTIPHOBIC (adjective. \ˈves-tə-ˈfō-bik\ )

1. a characteristic of a person who is neither an exhibitionist or nudist but simply wants to be free of clothing.

* Thank you, Tom Daley, our Resident Speedo Boy, for the illustration. :)

Random Shtoit: Taiwanese

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SHTOIT

noun. a person with mad sex appeal... a really hot person. (Source)

*** And here are few examples after break...  really really SHTOIT examples.  :)

#VocabularyTuesday : The King of George Bush

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GEORGE BUSH

n. Hairy pubic area. (Source)

Thank you Marlon Teixera for the illustration. :)

WTF: Kangin's "PRECTION"??!

-Word of the day-

UNCOMFORTA'COOL
adj. indicating an attempt to act or look cool without the panache or style to really pull it off. Squirming inside, whilst trying desperately to achieve a veneer of chic. (Source)

EXAMPLE:

Just check the tattoo of  Kpop Artist Kangin. He wanted to get a tattoo so bad just to be cool but the stupid tattoo artist totally misspelled the word "precious" as "prection" making the tattoo reads as "Actions are more Prection than words." That's totally uncomforta'cool.

WTF: Gikwang Jeanus alert

-Word of the day-

JEANUS
n. A bulge in any pair of jeans, or jean shorts, which appears as if a penis is causing said bulge. May be found on men's or women's pants. (Source)

Thank you Gikwang for the illustration.   :)